#Brevet&zombie - Garder un tête vivante

The US Patent Office issues Chet Fleming a patent (number 4,666,425) for his method of ‘keeping a head alive’, using a device called a cabinet to pump blood and nutrients through the head - animal or human - and if desired the removal of waste products.

After being thoroughly tested on…

L’invention du jour : le chapeau-sac tendance top moumoute.View full size

L’invention du jour : le chapeau-sac tendance top moumoute.

COCHONNET DE PETANQUE MAGNETIQUE “L’invention concerne le cochonnet à la pétanque afin qu’il puisse être récupéré avec un aimant sans se baisser. Le cochonnet est recouvert de quatre couches de peinture magnétique, afin d’être attiré par un aimant. Grâce à l’invention, à la pétanque, le cochonnet se ramasse avec un aimant sans se baisser.” Maintenant la pétanque est vraiment un sport ultime. L’innovation est partout !View full size

COCHONNET DE PETANQUE MAGNETIQUE

“L’invention concerne le cochonnet à la pétanque afin qu’il puisse être récupéré avec un aimant sans se baisser. Le cochonnet est recouvert de quatre couches de peinture magnétique, afin d’être attiré par un aimant. Grâce à l’invention, à la pétanque, le cochonnet se ramasse avec un aimant sans se baisser.”

Maintenant la pétanque est vraiment un sport ultime.

L’innovation est partout !

Winners of the 2009 Ig Nobel Prizes for Laughable Scientific Achievements

“Last night, geeks celebrated at the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony, where Annals of Improbable Research editor Marc Abrams honored (among others) researchers who made diamonds from tequila and others who created a bra that converts into gasmasks”

via io9

cameronr: Sony Wants To Patent Laughter Which is funny (not really laugh out loud funny because that would cost too much) beucase I’ve been trying to patent apathy for years. I’d be rich. I like the example shown on the TV.View full size

cameronr:

Sony Wants To Patent Laughter

Which is funny (not really laugh out loud funny because that would cost too much) beucase I’ve been trying to patent apathy for years. I’d be rich.

I like the example shown on the TV.

Be ready for swine flu style.We are all aware of the possible and growing pandemia of swine flu that might happen this automn. But fortunately some great inventors out there have provided cool and cutting edge technology to help us in this terrible outbreak. First I wanted to present you this awesome anti-flu suit. In a total Inspector’s Derrick fashioned hype trend this suit will give you the appearance of the “I don’t care about this stupid flu” person while ensuring the most active protection against “inter-human contaminations”. No you don’t have to be naked under this apparel to make it work but you still can if you want to diversify your hobbies. If you feel like having mouth to mouth contact is no longer acceptable, you might want to try this beautifull and unnoticeable “kissing shield”. This device “prevent exchange of micro-organisms between two persons engaged in the act of French Kissing”! Yes you’re not dreaming, you though that french kissing was dead with swine flu but no! As you can see in the drawing, kissing with this apparatus seems very pleasant and poking your tongue is also very easy!Summer is not ended yet but I’m sure automn will be fun!Source : http://v3.espacenet.com/publicationDetails/biblio?CC=CA&NR=2080569A1&KC=A1&FT=Dhttp://v3.espacenet.com/publicationDetails/biblio?CC=FR&NR=2904195&KC=&FT=EView full size

Be ready for swine flu style.

We are all aware of the possible and growing pandemia of swine flu that might happen this automn. But fortunately some great inventors out there have provided cool and cutting edge technology to help us in this terrible outbreak.
First I wanted to present you this awesome anti-flu suit. In a total Inspector’s Derrick fashioned hype trend this suit will give you the appearance of the “I don’t care about this stupid flu” person while ensuring the most active protection against “inter-human contaminations”. No you don’t have to be naked under this apparel to make it work but you still can if you want to diversify your hobbies.
If you feel like having mouth to mouth contact is no longer acceptable, you might want to try this beautifull and unnoticeable “kissing shield”. This device “prevent exchange of micro-organisms between two persons engaged in the act of French Kissing”! Yes you’re not dreaming, you though that french kissing was dead with swine flu but no! As you can see in the drawing, kissing with this apparatus seems very pleasant and poking your tongue is also very easy!

Summer is not ended yet but I’m sure automn will be fun!
Source : http://v3.espacenet.com/publicationDetails/biblio?CC=CA&NR=2080569A1&KC=A1&FT=D
http://v3.espacenet.com/publicationDetails/biblio?CC=FR&NR=2904195&KC=&FT=E